Attempts to make my teammates laugh...

In roller derby, we all know that practices can sometimes get mundane. Sometimes we try to break that up by cracking jokes, trying to make each other laugh, just to get reactions out of each other...
Usually this is how my attempts work out-

I usually get an idea in my head that to me seems hilarious

So Im like hey guys...watch this, this will be hilarious. Looking around i get this type of reaction from my teammates



I proceed with my idea, playing it out completely


Curly Suicide is like


Steph Threat and Lady & the Trample are like what a dumbass


Rainbow Fright doesnt have a mean bone in her body so shes like



Danc the Tanc and Breaker Baker are like



I think I am hilarious so I am like


Miss Phat Booty is like


So then I'm like Mos Deathly that was funny, am i right??
Mos Deathly is like


Then im like FML

Foreshadowing 7/24

The Parolees have a game Sunday in the 99 degree heat outdoors. Swags first thoughts were, no i think ill sit this one out...
Miss Phat Bootys reaction was...
Swag then told Booty she would rather
Then Miss Phat Booty got real pissed
Bootys then in deep thought...
Swag then says"But Miss Phat Booty, i have church on Sundays..."

Miss Phat bootys like
Swags like
So we start playin what we would think would be a friendly interleague team game and to our surprise the Bettie's ferocious blockers, Billy Rae and Punch Drunk Shove, are out for blood...
Now the Parolees are all SERIOUSLY PISSED
Billy Rae starts tearing shit up.. the betties are thinking
Miss Phat Booty grows furious at Billie Rae and Punch Drunk Shoves no hold barred attitude...the parolees get pumped...Swag takes a hit to the knees and thinks Ive had enough but again gets pissed and is like
Curly Suicide seeks revenge for her fallen commrade... shes thinking...
Not so fast billy rae, Swags my girl
Curly Suicide lays a giant hit on Billy Rae BOOM
Swags response to this is
Curly Suicide replies Modestly